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€12,00
Or four payments of €3,00, which somehow feels worse. Price excl. VAT, incl. moral hazard. Not indexed to inflation, because we forgot.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Details
- 100% cotton corduroy
- Soft, unstructured crown
- Cotton twill sweatband and taping
- Adjustable buckle
- Blank product sourced from China
Shipping & returns
Made especially for you as soon as you place an order — production takes 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days shipping within the EU. Returns accepted within 14 days, unworn.
Care
Spot clean only. Keep away from open flames and forensic accountants.
*Not legal advice. Please pay your taxes.
Words to launder by — click for more wisdom
Deductions expire. This does not.
“Wore it to my audit. The auditor complimented it. Case dismissed.* *Case not dismissed.”
“Finally a hat that matches my spreadsheet errors.”
“My accountant said “no comment”. Five stars.”
100%
Cotton corduroy
One size
Adjustable buckle
0
Items overproduced
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Plausible deniability