Freak in the Sheets

FINANCE® • BUY LOW, WEAR HIGH • THIS HAT IS A BUSINESS EXPENSE* • *NO IT ISN’T • MADE TO ORDER • MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT €17,50 BUYS A HAT •

Freak in the Sheets

FF26 · Fiscal collection

Freak in the Sheets

€29,99 €34,99

Rated AAA

Or four payments of €7,50, which somehow feels worse. Price excl. VAT, incl. moral hazard. Not indexed to inflation, because we forgot.

A corduroy hat that'll outlive several fiscal years. Soft, unstructured, and legally just a joke.

100% cotton corduroy
Soft, unstructured crown
Cotton twill sweatband and taping
Adjustable buckle

Made especially for you as soon as you place an order — production takes 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days shipping within the EU. Returns accepted within 14 days, unworn.

The value of your hat can go down as well as up, mostly down, mostly in the wash. This product is unregulated, unhedged and uninsured. Do not wear this hat as a substitute for a pension.

*Not legal advice. Please pay your taxes.

Words to launder by — click for more wisdom

Deductions expire. This does not.

— Finance® philosophy, art. 1

“Wore it to my audit. The auditor complimented it. Case dismissed.* *Case not dismissed.”

— Verified buyer, Rotterdam

“Finally a hat that matches my spreadsheet errors.”

— Junior analyst, anonymous

“My accountant said “no comment”. Five stars.”

— Small business owner

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Cotton corduroy