FINANCE® • BUY LOW, WEAR HIGH • THIS HAT IS A BUSINESS EXPENSE* • *NO IT ISN’T • MADE TO ORDER • MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT €17,50 BUYS A HAT •
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I love Silicon Valley
Or four payments of €7,50, which somehow feels worse. Price excl. VAT, incl. moral hazard. Not indexed to inflation, because we forgot.
A corduroy hat that'll outlive several fiscal years. Soft, unstructured, and legally just a joke.
Details
- 100% cotton corduroy
- Soft, unstructured crown
- Cotton twill sweatband and taping
- Adjustable buckle
Shipping & returns
Made especially for you as soon as you place an order — production takes 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days shipping within the EU. Returns accepted within 14 days, unworn.
Risk Disclosure
The value of your hat can go down as well as up, mostly down, mostly in the wash. This product is unregulated, unhedged and uninsured. Do not wear this hat as a substitute for a pension.
*Not legal advice. Please pay your taxes.