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I Love Tax Fraud - Hat
Sale price
€29,99
Regular price €34,99
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I Love Tax Fraud - Hat
Sale price
€29,99
Regular price €34,99
Or four payments of €7,50, which somehow feels worse. Price excl. VAT, incl. moral hazard. Not indexed to inflation, because we forgot.
A corduroy hat that'll outlive several fiscal years. Soft, unstructured, and legally just a joke.
Details
- 100% cotton corduroy
- Soft, unstructured crown
- Cotton twill sweatband and taping
- Adjustable buckle
- Blank product sourced from China
Shipping & returns
Made especially for you as soon as you place an order — production takes 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days shipping within the EU. Returns accepted within 14 days, unworn.
Care
Spot clean only. Keep away from open flames and forensic accountants.
*Not legal advice. Please pay your taxes.
Words to launder by — click for more wisdom
Deductions expire. This does not.
“Wore it to my audit. The auditor complimented it. Case dismissed.* *Case not dismissed.”
“Finally a hat that matches my spreadsheet errors.”
“My accountant said “no comment”. Five stars.”
100%
Cotton corduroy
One size
Adjustable buckle
0
Items overproduced
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Plausible deniability